June 2010
"You and I are pair of scissors," she said.
“Alone, we`re knives. Sharp and nasty, made to hurt others. But together, we`re scissors. Better, safer, more useful. But more than that, we are our missing halves. And whatever comes between us, we destroy.”
Out to you, superman (:
A boy and girl used to be best friends but suddenly they began to not get along, they tease and harass each other all the time at school. One day the teacher had enough so she sent them to the school psychologist, he looked at the boy. “I think the problem here is trust so let me ask you this, if the school were on fire and you got out but she was still inside would you go back for her?” the psychologist asked. “No” the boy said simply. The girl got a look on her face as if she was going to cry. The boy looked to her sadly, without taking his eyes off of her he continued “I wouldn’t go back because I would have never left without her.” (via itsleahbitch)
Sweetest thing ever
(via itsleahbitch)
Awww.
oh my god…
Hey Harry what have you accomplished in your life?
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Oh you know just beat Voldermort when I was 11. Then his memory when I was 12. Saved my godfather when I was 13. Competed in a Triwizard Cup when I was 14 then watched my sort of friend die and witnessed the rebirth of the Dark Lord but made it out alive. Oh when I was 15 I fought Voldermort again and found out that I have a destiny and that I had to kill Voldermort if the Wizarding World were to find peace. When I was 16, I had to deal with that info and school and find Horcruxs in order to kill Voldermort and had to watch my mentor die at the hands of my enemy. 17 was a rough year too. I couldn’t return to school, Voldermort took over the Wizarding World, I chased down Horcruxs with my best friends, almost lost one, found the place where my parents died protecting me, then I broke into a bank, stole a dragon, flew to Hogwarts and lead my friends into battle against the forces of evil, losing some of them at the hands of evil wizards, then sacrificed myself so the war could end and give my friends a chance. Turns out I managed to kill the part of Voldermort in me then killed him and saved the entire world. And that was all in just a span of 7 years.
Hey Edward Cullen, you’ve been around forever. What the fuck have you done besides whine and bitch and moan?
